( Because it seemed like the thing to do. )

Disclaimer:  Alas.  Not mine.

Don’t pick a side.  If you do, don’t broadcast it (this makes it easier to switch when the time comes).

Do not, ever, under any circumstances, get involved in the fighting.  (Exception: unless someone pays you obscene amounts of money to do so.

Obscene.

After you get involved for the money-

(Because you will - you like ( Read more... )